Tourpia! KOREA touring culture city #1 in 21st Century, KOREA

WOW!!^^ KOREA(South) has the variegated undergo! For you. So, when  tour a KOREA(South), you may feel the enliven at the -Si(metropolis), and the -GU(borough), and the -dong(village) and -Eup(hamlet), And the -Gun(burg) -Myeon(township) level the ville is analyzed.

Almost ville have an internet homepi for a netizen's capitvate. To wit, the Foreigners! Because, you may have a prefer on local specialty produce, such as the Jinju PERSIMMON and the Gunpo SOFT RIPE PERSIMMON, or the Suncheon's FRUIT OF A MAXIMOWICZIA CHINENSIS. Is your the favorite thus? So,do the glance at.

(We atone for the lengthy, but that's such import and knowledge so the pioneering is request.)

• Seongnam: "Perfumed Cultural City, Balanced Leading City, Happy Well-Being City, Advanced Economic City, Beautiful Environmental City"
• Goyang City: "The City of Green and Lake"
• Suwon: "Happy Suwon. Suwon full of live history and tradion"
• Ulsan: "Ulsan For You"
• Gimhae: "Gimhae for You"
• Gwangju:[it doesn't have]
• Daejeon: "It's Daejeon"
• Daegu: "Colorful Daegu, City of Hope. City of Environment, City of Culture, City of Fashion, City of International Mind"
• Incheon: "Fly Incheon. International City with Boundless Possibility in 21C"
  
• Busan: "Dynamic Busan"
• Chungju: "Dynamic Chungju. Vigorous and Vibrant City Happy Chungju
  
• Seoul: "Hi Seoul, Soul of Asia"
• Jecheon: "Nice Jecheon. Healthy Life! Beautiful Life! Wealthy Life! The city of fresh wind and bright moon. They are the core spirit of 'Love Jecheon'"
• Cheongju: "CHEONGJU, the happy city worth living in. Beautiful Cheongju is the place city where history in the 1000 and the culture breathe. I'm preserving the hot metal 'Jikji' by which the world became oldest again and am informed tourists of as an educational city."
• Jeonju: "Asiart Jeonju"
• Namwon: "The City Of Love Namwon"
• Gimje-si: "The Hope of Korea. The Center City of Saemangum. GIMJE"
• Jeongeup: "The Cintral City of 21C, The West Coast Era. A Good Life for our Citizen, The New Jeongeup"
• Iksan: "Amazing Iksan. The City of Friendly to Women"
• Gunsan City: "Dream Hub Gunsan"
• Yeosu: "Korea Yeosu Beautful city of sea, flowers and light. the host city of 2012 International Exposition"
• Suncheon: "Aha Suncheon! Beautiful Nature and Beautiful People.....!"
• Gwangyang: "SunShine Gwangyang"
• Jeju: "Jeju Special Self-Governing Province"
• Mokpo: "The city of beauty, Romanticism and Dream!!"
• Naju: "Welcom to Naju. Naju the origin of  Yeongsanggang river culture and the life land"
• Nonsan: "A prosperous city with citizens-Nonsan"
• Seosan: "Seosan, a beautiful city with culture and nature place to stay and visit again"
• Gongju: "The Challenge which is Force! Gongju, which is great"
• Cheonan City: "Cheonan, The World's Best City"
• Boryeong: "Viva Boryeong! Greetings, I am Shim Jum-hee, Mayor of Boryeong. I sincerely welcome all the visitors of"
• Asan: "Smart Asan. Well-being City Asan"
• Taebaek:[it doesn't have]
• Samcheok-City:"Welcome to SAMCHEOK CITY. The city of tour festival, Samcheok-si, along with harmonization of men and nature. Welcome to the visit of netizens who are forerunners of 21st knowledge information."
• Wonju: "Healthy Wonju. Korea's Number 1 Health City Wonju. Great City to Do Business Wonju. Living together in Happy Wonju."
• Sokcho: "Beautiful Sokcho that preserves its nature where mountains and lakes come together"
• Gangneung: "We will build 'Gangneung' as city onlightened-minded mind like harbor always awaken harbor form cultural values from daily lives"
• Donghae: "Grand Dongha to realize dream and hope in 21-st century. Welcome to Donghae! we invite you to the city of affluence, leisure, and enthusiasm"
• Chuncheon:"The City with Clean Lakes Places for Refres"
• Gyeongju:  "Welcom to GyeongJu, a treasure-trove of Korean culture. GyeongJu, a Living historical city was the ancient capital of the Silla Dynasty a millennium and more ago. The city itself is considered a 'museum without walls'  with mountains and rivers, together with the remnants of the people of the Qnified Silla Kingdom still in evidence."
• Gyeongsan City: [it doesn't have]
• Gimcheon: "Central Gimcheon. Welcome to Innocity Gimcheon !"
• Mungyeong: "Running Mungyeong"
• Yeongcheon: "Beautiful Yeongcheon City. Welcome to Yeongcheon. Home of loyalty and filial piety. Yeongcheon is a friendly, affluent, and pleasant hybrid city with features of both urban and rural areas which develops to become the inland base of east-southern parts of Gyeongbuk province."
• Yeongju: "Grand Yeongju. Yeongju, scholar's hometown with precious heritages in whatever direction you wish to walk you are easily able to find a number of relics and beautiful scenes of nature"
• Sangju: "Just Sangju"
• Pohang: "Constructing a city of education, culture and tourism.Establishing foundation to become the hub of logistics in an era of the East Sea. Realizing innovative administration through customized management. Building creative and eco-friendly city. Boosting local economy for the residents in Pohang. U-Global Pohang! Noble city spreading into the world. Strengthening the competitiveness of agriculture and fishery industry and realizing welfare city.
  
• Changwon: "YOUNG city Changwon Environmental Capital Changwon. World's best city Changwon. A hitech  city good for corporate businesses. A cultural city full of joy. A green city, always clean and pure."
  
• Geoje: "BlueCity Geoje. Located in the middle of Geoje-do island, the height of this mountain is 566m above sea level. At the top of this mountain is a place called Uisangdae, which was supposed to be a site of temple built by Monk Uisang."
• Jinhae: "Good Morning Jinhae. Welcome to our beautiful city. The great spirit of Admiral Lee Sun-shin still lives in this city."
• Jinju: "Charm Jinju. Jinju is a home of culture and art that has culticated noble culture and rich arts having the Namgang river as it's lifeline.
• Masan: "DreamBay Masan. First-Class citizens and city of Masan to the world!"
• Miryang: "Miryang is also the city of cultural tourist destination and suprerb cultural relics and picturesque places combined with beautiful nature."
• Tongyeong: [it doesn't have]
• Yangsan: "Active Yangsan! Nature! Tradition!! Harmonizes today YANGSAN" (note: Mayor is do the suicide because to "express his sentiment towards the investigation and to prove his innocence")
• Sacheon: "Rising Sacheon! The CIty by Sapphire Blue Sea. Investment attraction industry. Greet the morning in Sacheon, a cultural city with beautiful sceneries!"
• Ansan: "Ansan is a prosperous and futuristic city as a commercial & industrial hub in Korea"
• Anseong: "City of Masters"
• Bucheon: "Fantasia Bucheon! Cultural City together with Advanced industries together with Cultures. Bucheon, a city cultures In which we enjoy together, We invite you!"
• Dongducheon: "DoDream Dongducheon"
• Gimpo: "Best Gimpo. Gimpo the city of beautiful memories"
• Gunpo: "O2 Gunpo"
• Guri: [it doesn't have]
• Gwacheon: "Welcome to Gwacheon, By developing Gwacheon together, and hence outshines a higher self-confidence."
• Gwangju: "Gwangju Clean. influences money and credit conditions in the U.S. supervises and regulates banking, maintains the stability of the financial system, and provides certain financial services"
• Gwangmyeong: "Music City GwangMyeong. City of dream full of hope and promise City where there is the vision of life"
• Hanam: "Hanam City which is the city of new leap, and in which everyone wants to live"
• Hwaseong: "The Next Creative Frontier Hwaseong. City of industry and culture with hope, we invite you to Hwaseong where dreams and future lies"
• Icheon: (click a ENGLISH") "Art Icheon. Hometown of Rice and Hometown of Loyalty. Icheon is a city full of Culture and Tourism. Creative Change and Taking off, Icheon"
• Namyangju: "Namyangj City. Toegyewon Sandaenori Sandaenori is a mask dance that developed in Hanyang and the mid metropolitan region"
• Pyeongtaek: "Pyeongtaek Super. Global Cluster Pyeongtaek. Promising land with unlimited potential power of development which has excellent site conditions with natural advantages"
• Yongin: "Wellcom To Yong-In City. A place at the leading edge of the future."
• Yangju: "Welcome all Netizens"
• Uiwang: "Yes! Uiwang. A cultural city of the 21st century" 
• Gumi: "Yes Gumi. Great Gumi Brilliant Gumi YesGUMI. W.E.L.C.O.M.E. T.O. G.U.M.I."
• Uijeongbu: "Genial Public City, Vitality Economy City"
• Siheung: "Again & Again Siheung. Ace of Tourism City Siheung. Pleasure Nature, Treasure Paradise Siheung"

Also, from the suggest of the foreigners:

• Gangjin: "Welcome to GANGJIN  Cooperative and Hopeful GANGJIN"
• Hwasun County: "You are a polka-dot flower freesia I am a common gypsophila Encircling the freesia"
• Damyang: "Damyang is a bamboo ware-producing area that is easy to access and has a splendid scenery"
• Hampyeong County: (from an 'About Hampyeong') "Hampyeong belonged to Jin during the prehistoric age and Mahan during the Three Hans period. Mahan consisted of 54 small countries, and some dolmens and jar coffins indicate that there were 1 to 2 small countries in Hampyeong scattered in the area, but it has not been confirmed.
• Muan: "New Muan, jumping up to the world and the future!!"
  
• Jangheung: "POWERFUL JUMPING GREEN JANGHEUNG" (With a Grateful to the @jeollanamdo for the Gangjin, a Hwasun, the Muan, with DAMYANG and the HamPyeong)
• Gangwon-do: "Heavenly blessed land Gangwon-do" (grateful @rjamesyork)
  

"Plans Unveiled to Reverse Country's Declining Births"

"Plans Unveiled to Reverse Country's Declining Births"

@koreangov proffer the summation for Scheme to level up a Baby: 

1. OBGYN is do the abort, so stop teach the OB-GYN study. 
   
2. Delight the populace by display a whimsical "John And A Kate And They Have The Litter of Pups" tele-programme on the OCN.
   
3. Add KRW 400Billion to budget for sway the Buddha people to a Papistry, for a Papist favor the liberal breed.
4. Glamor the procreate by broadcast the CROWN J fertilize the SEO IN-YEONG on the "우리 결혼했어요"
   
5. Bar the abort unless fetus have a serious deform or is female.  
6. Interdict deploy of prophylactic at room salon. 
7. Do the Free Trade Agreement agreement with Viet Nam and a the Philipinos for the dutyfree import of brood mare lady. 
8. Subsidy of the 미역국 , for replenish the Iodine in the matron.
9. Castaway a taboo of unmarry and pregnant and the teenage-pregnant, unless she a wanton harlot for bring the shame on a family. 
10. Promotion the value and high-quality and excel potential of KOREAN infant by distribute samples to the underprivilege persons. 
    
11. Decry the fatty and homely for motivate a do the face and rump operate to magnify the winsome and a likelihood of get the Semen.
12. Limit a prejudice the half-blood children to just the partial negroids. 
13. Repatriate the many GYOPO maidens, for the America culture make them hanker the mounting. 
    

"Written Driving Test to be Streamlined"

"Written Driving Test to be Streamlined"

@koreangov is have partial wikileak of a test for the motorist approbation. Peruse a question!

Lunar Calendar Date: ______________
Given Name: __________
Family Name(Circle one): KIM/PARK/CHOI/LEE
Sex(Circle one): MALE / PASSENGER OF MALE
Type of License(Circle one):

• Personal/Commercial/Taxi/Public Transportation
• Chuseok/Seollal Only 
  
• Frankenstein Motorcycle/Pickup Truck combo
• Wheelbarrow for pull the piles of cardboard to be recycle
  

1.What is the speed limit for drive on a sidewalk?

• A: 15km/h
  
• B: May only park on sidewalk
• C: Not faster than pedestrian directly in front of your scooter
• D: Faster than pedestrian directly in front of your scooter if you have the jjamppong for a deliver
  

2.  What is penalty for driving in a drunken state?

• A: Clean up own vomit because it in your car instead of properly on sidewalk
• B: Scalable to income
• C: Jail (if you pretty woman from poor family and nonetheless try make good career who wake up behind wheel at accident of hit little girl because your dastardly female boss who is compete for affection of your lover was really drive but she put you there for patsy, but it gonna be okay because your lover--even though you not yet consummate the love--is a very rich man and way out of your league and gonna get you the SNU lawyer who also very handsome and was his friend from college but gonna compete for your affection and cause rift between lawyer and lover and all you can do is be the stoic and cry and get slap in face by rich lover's mother because You call these 반찬? I'll show you 반찬! and slap you very hard after throw your worthless 반찬 to the floor and lover never even defend you but you keep your mouth shut and in doing so prove your worth as a good woman to dreadful lady's son which is your lover but fortunately found not guilty and scheming female boss is punish for hit that little girl and put that little girl in hospital for the accident during which time the leukemia is discover and little girl lose hair but rich lover is charitable and the good doctor is cure the leukemia and the little girl get all the hair back next week and then after 40 episodes you do the "페미리 떴다"  or try the song career).
• D: KRW 50,000
  

3.  Which ,if any, or if not any, either none or all of the following vehicles mustn't you not fail to refuse to yield the first right of way to regardless of whether or not the subsequent vehicle previous to the aforementioned vehicle has or has not failed to?

• Ambulance
• Fire Truck
• Police Car
• Public Bus
• Maintenance Vehicle

4. Essay: Why does DOKDO belong to the Korea?  
5. When drive on a one-way street, who have the right of way over person going correct direction?

• A: Man with louder horn
• B: Man who drive the Ssangyong Korando
• C: Man (if other driver is not a Man)
• D: Man with the cigarette
  

6. When you have the collide, an etiquette is for:

• Thrust the bosom forward, tilt back head, shimmy the shoulders, stomp in the highheels, slacken jaw and cry, "어떻게~~!"
• Speak in the 반말, shriek the final syllable in each sentence, and repeat "애이씨~!"
• Ensure counterpart should not rescind his commit, because an insurance fraudulence is very punish if a catch.

"Anti-Obesity Guidelines Released"

"Anti-Obesity Guidelines Released"

@koreangov give a special peruse for the foreigners in how not to fatty. Because, this is an especial relevance to the heavyset foreigners, which are plump and so jolly.

1. Do not eat after 8 pm, for it engender the fatty.
   
2. Eat a foodstuff low in nutritional so as to eschew accumulate the fatty. 
3. Encourage the consume of water, by present the salted foodstuff(such as the dried LAVER,kimchi,doenjang,and KIMCHI).
4. Incite the frolic and not to restrain the child frolic, so during the road travel, detach the seat-belt. 
5. Avert lengthy mealtime.  So, coat a greens in the mayonnaise for lubricate and hasten a supper. 
6. Muscle often appear as resemble a fatty, so evade the strenuous action. 
7. Ensemble with the LABOR UNION. Throw a stone and yell very exercise. Also evade a police. The pepper sprayed burn both the eye and a calorie (see also the KIMCHI). 
8. From early, a children must needs understand a fatty is so shame and ugly and no one can love the fatty. Compare a damsel to the more winsome lass, and test a progress by see if she refuse a big ice cream. Compare a scion to the G-dragon, who is supple.
   
9. Study is burn many calorie, especial on the head and neck where you daughter evince the fatty.  So, enforce the study. Also, arduous study heighten the likely she gonna meet the Seoul National University matriculant for a marriage.
   
10. Korean watermelon get the rotund in a sun shine. So, also does the Korean child. Keep indoor a house and seal a curtain. 
11. Sleep is the indicia of a lazy which is indicia of the fatty. Limit a sleep to the 5 hours in a day. 
12. Mother shall supplement a nutrition and Encourage a healthy diet through the adolescent by offer a child breast-milk at the mealtime.
13. Patriarch shall smoke the cigarette before the child. Science confirm the dietary effective of tobacco. 
14. Shiver reduce the fatty. So, don't do the warmth in a winter. However, make a sweaty during summer with the Korean Traditional ONDOL Heat which was invented by Korea thousand of years ago.
    
15. Blood-type of child very determine fatty tendency. AB or B very likely to fatty, so desist waste an affection for the fatty predisposition child until the slender is effected. 

"Lee to Address US Carmaker's Concerns"

"Lee to Address US Carmaker's Concerns" (Korea Times)


@koreangov is a please to allow a reader to preview the Speech to Detroit Auto Leaders and a United Auto Worker in Detroit in the follow:

"Hello! Let me introduce. My name is Mr M.B. Lee. How are you? I'm fine thank you. And you? Detroit is a very beautiful. Just like Seoul!



I'm President of the Korea, which as you know, is in the Asia peninsula right between the China and Hawaii. I think you know us from the Samsung TV or LG TV  or Samsung handphone or LG handphone or for two places away from the FIRST PLACE in a 2002 World Cup. Also, the Kim Yu-NA, who is lithe.


I was used to be a CEO of the Hyundai Construction Corporation.  I got a big money from the Hyundai Construction, so now I'm CEO of the "Korea" Corporation! Ha! Ha!

(I'm say the joke, so you can laugh is OK. We not in Korea so you don't just sit humble silent in front of your superiors.)


So, why you gonna worry about the FTA? We not gonna send you the mad cow beef or anything. We just gonna sell you several several cars. Perhaps you think this is a bad for the GM or the FORD and CHEVROLETTE. However, it gonna make you so inspire if you see the HYUNDAI.  We take many years of American oppress and sublimate to the creativity. Every half-breed orphan the GI Joe abandon in the Korea is one another reason to make a good car. Not only to ensure the half breed orphan have a work at the car wash. But, also to show the Korean Spirit! It like we take mountain of coal and dirt and centuries of fierce anger to get the diamond.


So we sell you a HYUNDAI car because it's like a good cheap diamond. And so economy! Everyone like the good bargain and a cheap diamond. Due to I'm a president my wife get a many diamond for free from the Samsung or the Kumho people and she is a very appreciate, wouldn't you?  Like a good woman, she also like the cook and clean and vacuum a floor, even though I can hire several several Philippine lady for a clean. So, I think my wife is also very economy. 


Why you gonna want a diamond like the HYUNDAI or also the KIA or the DAEWOO in America? General Motor people already  I know you love the DAEWOO since they the only thing keep you out of the bankrupt. But you ALL gonna love the HYUNDAI and a KIA because they gonna challenge you for make the better car.  When HYUNDAI start make the car, they simply copy the American car, except not put in a smell of BO and Cheetos from the union laborworker.  It help us so much, now we gonna remit the courtesy. You look at a nice car, maybe you learn a thing. Then you gonna have a good car again soon!

So, now I think you understand to support the FTA. But for additional measures you gonna get the inexpense KIMCHI which is so very delicious and good for the stamina and cure your fatty."

WOW!The foreigner are so ENAMOR of the Korea ^^

COREA(south) is the nation with the 5000 year history with 4 distinct seasons. So, we have a 20,000 season history. There was an ordure with the JAPAN several several times. ㅠㅠ But, we have a most thoruough language which is very easy and a scientific (from the king SEJONG). AND we WELCOME to the korea many FOREIGNERS! It's a very enjoy for them in our country. Because, I think we have a unique. WOW! would you like to review that?? Here Are some~~

They love a "KIMCHI"

1. Foreigners to get Kimchi Lessons
2. Foreigners show off Kimchi they have made at Lotte
3. Kimchi Making Day Tour Enchants Foreign Guests
4. Immigrant Wives making Kimchi
5. Wives of US Soldiers making Kimchi
6. Brown people are make the kimchi
7. Foreign students study a make the kimchi
8. Members of US Forces make teh kimchi
9. Women foreigners are love the kimchi
10. For the impoverish
11. So happy ^^
12. Do the compete
13. Enjoy the arrayment.
14. Play the one another "YUTNONLI"
    

Foreigners love the "HANBOK" (A korea traditional garments)

1. Foreign Students dressed in Korean Traditional Costumes
2. Trips to Gangwon for Foreigners
3. Coming of Age Ceremony
4. Pose with a maiden in the Hanbok
5. On a "JOOSUCK"
6. Guard a Korea Castle
7. For a marry ceremony
8. When play a "KAYAKEUM"
9. Experience Korean Seollal
10. Experience a "DEAGAYA" Festival!
11. Bow the "JARYE"
12. Don the couture
13. It is a child
14. On the "SEOLNAL"
15. Hit the "RICE" cake
16. Receive an honorary
17. Study at the Korea
18. Fumble with a beautiful cloth
    

And the Korean traditional culture!

1. Lantern for Buddha
2. A Drum
3. in a "mud" and a drum!
4. Templestay
5. the "YUTNONLI" game
6. A "SONGPYEON" rice cake
7. Marry a Korean experience
8. Eat a soup
9. Endure a poverty
10. Have the dream come to true
11. Thresh a sheaves
12. Thresh one another sheaves
13. One another templestay
14. Perform a labor
15. Do the frolic
16. Prepare a table
17. Partake a "MAKGEOLLI"
18. Eat the HANWOO
19. Reap the "INSAM"
20. Don a "TAL"
21. Make a "DEONJANG"
22. Hit the one another "RICE CAKE"
23. Enjoy a tea
24. Study a KOrean